Remember that scene in Broad City when Ilana sees police officers in the subway station, so she stashes her weed in her vagina? People with vaginas have attempted to smuggle or hide loaded pistols, Rolex watches, marijuana pipes, crack, lighters, money, cellphones, cigarettes, makeup, fireworks yes, really , alcohol and a host of other drugs and stolen items in their vag. Of course, few people would actually consider inserting things like loaded guns and fireworks inside their vaginas.
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We were so close to making it to the end of without more news that the world is a truly terrifying place. But sadly, some bright spark went and trawled through the U. The, um, summary was compiled by the Adequate Man , and shines a very unforgiving light onto the multitude of strange objects doctors have found inside vaginas over the last 12 months. To round it out, we've also got proof women aren't the only weirdos putting things where they don't belong.
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Won't somebody please think of the vaginas?!
It feels like almost every week a new trend emerges which sees women putting random items in their vaginas in a quest for wellness. But, time and time again, experts have warned against this. The vagina is a very sensitive area and, except in cases of genuine medical complications, does not external ointments or products to stay healthy. However, be they a type of food or a product on sale, it seems that a sizeable number women of are tempted to try these new fads out. Or, well, in. So, in no particular order, here are some of the things that women put in their vaginas, even though they are told not to Last year we found out that women have been putting cucumbers in their vaginas.
Earlier this week, year-old Dallas Archer was sent to jail after police located a loaded. The five-inch handgun was stolen from a car in , and Archer will now serve a three-year prison sentence for introducing contraband into a penal facility. But this isn't the first time that a woman has attempted to smuggle dangerous goods in her genitals. As any local news network fan knows, there have been countless instances of detritus washing up on the inner shores of women's pleasure beaches. Here are just a few. The earliest known motif of women hiding killer objects in their genitalia comes in the form of the vagina dentata, or the toothed vagina. The late 20th century anthropologist Verrier Elwin notes that the legend known "is known over a wide area of North America; it is a legend in Samoa [in Polynesia] and among the Ainu [of Japan]; the Kiwai [a New Guinea tribe] know it as dream; it has been reported from the Naga of Manipur [in India]. In one Indian folk tale, a man has sex with an upper-caste girl after he finds her stealing cucumbers from his field. His dick is immediately chewed off by her fanged vagina, though his brother-in-law's wife soon frightens her into re-attaching the penis.